Here it is... As promised...

The Paths of The Oompa-Loompas:

And so, much to his chagrin, Aragorn mistakenly took not the Paths of the Dead, but the paths of the Oompa-Loompas...

Oompa Loompa, Loompa Dee Doo,
We'll clean out Minas Tirith for you,
Oompa Loompa, Loompa Dee Dee
We'll kill those Orcs and kill them with glee!

What do you do when you're born to be King?
Threatend by Orcs in the war of the ring?
How is your destiny to be full - filled?
Overwhelmed by Mum - a - kil?
(Just leave them all to Legolas...)

Oompa Loompa, Doompa Dee Dar,
If you're an elf-prince you will go far,
And kill all the Haradrim too,
Like the Oompa Loompa Doompity Do!

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Oompa Loompa, Loompa Dee Ding,
We've got a question for the witch king,
Oompa Loompa, Loompa Daa Bling,
Listen real close 'cause oddly we sing:

What do you get when you follow dark lords?
Ordering armies and minions and hoards?
Pinning your hopes on a single small ring?
Stabbed in the face by E-O-wynn!
(Hey Merry got to stab him too...)

Oompa Loompa, Doompa Dee Dar,
If you are evil you won't get far,
We'll kill all your Orc armies too,
Like the Oompa Loompa Doopity Do!